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The Mall Krampus
Профиль VivelyExcel Jockey and Aspiring Quirky Suburban Dad. GrillCath Supremacist. Mostly here for well-read snark & football. RT = Regrettable Tumescence, Likes = Stochastic RTs for someone else.
Provincial fusion parties would melt the ideology-uber alles brain of the bsky class and therefore I would find it very funny
NERV IRB Coordinator"Premier Hochul called snap elections after the results of the Albany by-election" Americans deserve reporting like this "Premier Pritzker asked Governor Jordan for formal permission to reshuffle his cabinet today"
Tfw when the SLR on your procedure update is done with conscientiousness
Lukas KnöflerIt's ridiculous: The 2025 TdFF regulations said riders born in/after 2003 were eligible for the U23 jersey. Apparently that was just copy-pasted into the #TDFF2026 rules, making the white jersey an U24 jersey this year. 🤪 (screenshot via @elsterrato.bsky.social)
it is occasionally important for bsky to remember that most people do not share their “I would gladly eat a shit and ground glass casserole to foil, or—failing that—own Donald Trump“ position so, uh, watch this space
NERV IRB CoordinatorI guess it's time to mention that some limited evidence suggests that Americans will become more willing to retaliate against state-backed cyberattacks as their consequences grow more severe journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...
Hanshin Tigers hat, wayfarers, baggies with a blue-footed booby print, 24 Heurs du Mans tank top, red 574s
The Mall KrampusVirgin Male loneliness discourse talking about big brain Ideas vs Chad “dress in the most obnoxious way possible, provide no further explanation”
football's back baybeeeee
Hustle ChillsonIt's August 1st and 49ers fans are already posting this classic
every genre must have a Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Tex RamoneIt brings me no pleasure to tell you that Limp Bizkit is actually an incredible band. However, they are an incredible band with the worst frontman mankind has ever seen
it sucks I’ll probably never be in a fights legal league again because this is a ln A+ verbal opening flex line
Sevabiggest surprise from the Lincoln bio I'm reading. The dude just loved to get into fistfights. He's cornered by a gang after beating their leader and yells: “I’m the big buck of this lick!” And they back down! Who knew the great emancipator had a little WWE in him?
Former Cardinal honors Tony La Russa and the St Louis Way with Rube Goldberg DUI injury nypost.com/2026/07/31/s...
Harrison Bader suffers ‘major injury’ after crashing scooter into fire truck — which then runs over himA late-night scooter accident, the details of which remain hazy, will be the memory of Harrison Bader’s forgettable first season in San Francisco.nypost.com
The subagent experiencing newhire hazing from a senior analyst. So like us.
Vikram BathAt the bottom of it all is the agent of Omelas
“The intellectuals got jobs to execute their dreams” is a success mode if you aspire to be one of those intellectuals (so violently derogatory you should see the dermatologist to check for UV skin damage)
GOLIKEHELLMACHINEsee, i disagree, in that i think project 2025 has been almost a total and complete failure according to the goals the authors set out for it.
me rolling into the bar in my Tigers hat and a Saskatoon Blades sweater: greetings fellow normal people
The Mall KrampusThe NPB is worth the possibility of giving your computer cyber-herpes, imo. Hanshin Tigers 4 Lyfe.