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Meanwhile he’s wrapping the leash around our legs

Is there a gas leak in the building? What’s wrong with these people?

Is this a Tragically Hip reference?

He has the war yips.

Thank goodness we’ve maintained our alliances across the globe and haven’t pissed off a new batch of countries every week for almost 2 years. Whew. That could be bad.

I get it but this is not how to use TROs

Anyone opening Trump Accounts for their kids should be aware of this. No. I don’t know anything about them other than he’s involved and that’s enough.

Neither of these men should be on TV. They can take Guy Fierri and fuck right off.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

At least potatoes are useful.

I love the “I’m saving the world by not destroying the world.” That’s good shit.

I’m curious if people know that the folks in the kitchen rarely match the nationality of the dish they’re making. Not a lot of Italians slinging pasta at Olive Garden.

I’d love to see a study done on folks who came to the fork in the road. Why did so many embrace the path of darkness when some clearly saw and took the path that had street lights and welcome signs and warm cookies?

Looking at his eyes I’d say he’s got a drinking and cocaine problem as well, which would explain the DV.

Here’s his recipe for Roadkill Stew Roadkill Farm irrigation run-off Boil until grey. Bon appetite!

This is what happens when you’re born on the cusp of Gen X and Millennials. You don’t know who you are. I get it.

Where are you people in real life?!? Why can’t we all just hang out in the backyard with some wine and play with bugs? Is that too much to ask?

But the mashed potatoes!😭