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“I want to come so hard it kills me.” -Most of you clowns

I saw advertisements for Outlaw Star on toonami and didn’t watch it because spaceships wrestling each other looked stupid so I watched blue gender instead

Binary Domain on sale on Steam for $2.99 ! !

There's gotta be a major content patch coming with the warhammer warbound for helldivers, right?

What is fantasy critic

Anyone have that picture of the guy who got the huge protoss zealot tattooed on his back and it says "My Life for Hire"

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Stay tuned for my other articles "Warrior Within is the Zenith of what Prince of Persia was Meant to Be" and "Doom 3 is the Best Doom because it's Dark and that made it Spooky"

I'm angrily shaking parsons by the shoulder and shouting that dark souls 2 is wildly popular and you're not smart or special for also liking it

I think the media literacy crisis is exactly the same as it’s been since I’ve been conscious there is literally always an army of motherfuckers who did not understand a book, or movie or painting and who never progressed past the moral quandary of green eggs and ham

I’ll never get a writing gig because every other article from me would be “wouldn’t it be rad if everyone died?”

Build variety is good unless it’s a build I don’t like in which case variety is bad and it’s good that the game discourages it

oh god this fucker

Why aren’t more people saying Mass Effect 3 was the best one? Did I miss that or hasn’t it been long enough yet?

Fromsoft hasn’t made a good game since Dark Souls. Previously it hadn’t made a good game since For Answer

There’s always that inexplicably popular poster who gets RTed into your timeline and each time you’re like “oh god this fucker“

Microsoft pulling out of steam distribution to monopolize the market on shuttered studios

Psyched to see the adventures of John Odyssey

I don’t like it no sir I don’t trust it at all

Retro gaming is any game that's 2D regardless of release date. It's also any 3D game that sucks