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My thighs are so strong but I'm not sure they're strong enough to snap someone's neck yet also my lawyers have advised me to include the following statement: I do not plan to snap anyone's neck, whether using my thighs or any other means

Probably the silliest thing I have muted is the phrase "to be fair" maybe I don't want to be fair! Maybe I just want to be cranky! How DARE you try to make me be fair

36 days until vacation

it's so LOUD today

"So [local government official] is probably going to start bothering us again about opening on Sundays..." Me: "and is [local government official] going to give us some money to do that?"

Overcooked salmon is so sad

Look at herrrrrrrr

Restarting IWTV from season one and losing my mind at the episode titles. "in throes of increasing wonder..." Louis you dramatic bitch

Started a book I was really looking forward to but gave up thirty pages in because the writing is just... annoying

The brouhaha around that Emily Wilson piece on the odyssey movie is baffling, it was such a normal piece of criticism, but I guess once again the worst thing a woman can do is represent herself as an expert on anything 🙄

Mixed up some pizza dough for the weekend, aw yeah