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TheJenLars

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Interests include but not limited to: ChiSports (except WSox b/c gross), Iowa Hawkeyes, Cricut, museums and zoos, putting shirts on my dog. History and Anthropology double major now working at the hospital, usually at night. I should be sleeping.

TheJenLars

27 июл., 06:50

I don't know why everyone is awake at this hour, but they need to knock it tf off. This is my last night before vacation, and I'm trying to mentally check out here, people

TheJenLars

24 июл., 05:56

Upon reflection, I don't think one day off this week was enough. On the plus side, vacation starts Monday

TheJenLars

24 июл., 05:06

Using my dormant kid-whispering skillz tonight. I've still got it

TheJenLars

24 июл., 01:21

Was following a car whose driver decided to move into the right lane, except it was actually the right shoulder. Which, whatever, be a moron.

TheJenLars

21 июл., 14:22

Me: walking past coworker Coworker: grabs Kleenex to blow nose Me, who has vacation coming up: breaks into run, yells "Not today, Satan!"

TheJenLars

20 июл., 05:41

Jimothy trending under "entertainment" doesn't seem to fully capture his importance, tbh

TheJenLars

19 июл., 01:35

The timeline seems more invested in who wins 3rd place than some of the actual players... #WorldCup

TheJenLars

18 июл., 11:28

Been trying to walk more, which is easily accomplished at work. But it's a little moist lately. 😬

Sweaty Gremlin IllustrationAlt: Sweaty Gremlin Illustrationstatic.klipy.com

TheJenLars

18 июл., 06:38

Sitting in the parking lot before my shift, pissed off I am never going to retire. Aight, let's get this weekend started...

TheJenLars

16 июл., 06:53

I have a scar from hitting my forehead on the dashboard when I was little. You kids with your car seats and your bicycle helmets and your parents who always know where you are...

inthefade

how the fuck did i make it past childhood i'll never know

TheJenLars

16 июл., 05:41

Billy Monster ftw

kim

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

TheJenLars

15 июл., 18:40

Going to spend the day watching National Geographic while my dog sleeps on me, recovering from his vaccinations and vet exam. He needs dental surgery, but I'll wait to talk to him about that...

TheJenLars

15 июл., 04:48

Not me getting verklempt over this sappy Americana shit 😭 #AllStarGame

TheJenLars

15 июл., 00:07

I was considering driving north until the temperatures are reasonable, but we're all in hell

TheJenLars

14 июл., 11:08

Working at The Other Place tonight. Can't leave this unit for adventuring, unlike my home unit, so usually run hot laps like a hamster on its wheel. Literal hot laps this time.