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Ngl i've had a lovely time getting pissed on cheap cider whilst watching some american lad on youtube reacting to a documentary on Welsh boxer Joe Calzaghie's career.

Whoever thought up this innovation was a genius. But humanity was not ready for such a revolutionary idea because we pig people

My political advice Never give up your weapons

Just been to the shop to get some Posting Juice (a crate of cider) because I can't be arsed with the stouts, hipster cans and beers left over from Christmases past

Live footage of me in the bath

Anybody else's cat attempts to drink your used bathwater or is mine just an out and out pervert?

Donald Trump breaking the ceasefire every friday when the markets close/his mutant sons placed their short positions.

BBE stands for Before Battle of Endor right?