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The Montgomery Riverfront Brawl was only 2023? Every photo and story looked like it was out of 2020.

Most of the bananas I eat are eaten in my car. That's why it smells like banana flavor Runts in there.

Hey I ran into your ex. He and his friend say hi.

You know how when there's walnuts in a good banana bread and the ones on the top get just all c r I s p.

Chadwife superior. Virgin Tradwife rinsed.

Babies can't go outside alone. They don't know the rules, and can't hang.

Stephen A. Smith can eat my biological ass.

Bimbo Gex, at the beginning of a level; as voiced by Arleen Sorkin: It's nail time!

The prospect of watching a Spalding Gray is confusingly a hard sell for me, as the performance is always breezy and delightful. This motherfucker charming as hell.

Dexter Jettster after finding out the shop is going to let him between a LeBaron and a Crown Vic after finding out they need to keep his car for a week: Waow! Loaners!

Hey, I ran into your ex.

This episode of Tales From the Crypt has Dennis Farina as John Astin.

Invoking the Writers Room of Reality is very Whedon Avengers.

The desired outcome from the point of view of too many cis folks is that they hope the kids just get over it and stop being trans.

Oh hey, they encoded an "ironic jack off" emoji. [it is a photo of your father reacting to news of your birth]

The Loony Lafft is always saying NO KINGS, while saying YASS QUEEN. #suspicious

Hey look it's Marian's first year living as a woman!

I wish the Saudis would pay me a bunch of money to compromise my values so that I could publicly turn them down. Or shake my head the whole time I'm onstage so everyone could see how much I disapprove of things. Whichever they want. It's their money.

That's her as Meechee.

The banana is nature's cocaine.