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1: Are either of you too cold or too hot at 75 degrees? 2: Can you load a dishwasher per manufacturer’s directions? 3: Can you allow each other to eat off your plate? 4: Are you both either night owls or early birds? 5: Can you afford two bathrooms? —me, as a premarital counselor

In a review, info piece, or sales pitch, when they say “…a Value of $$$…” you should instead hear “…an invented Retail List Price of $$$.”

I love that the first seal waited for the second seal! (Thanks for sharing @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social!)

We can do what A.I. can’t: addresses. If narration voices an address, say, 1234 Main St., as a number in the hundreds or thousands — “one thousand two hundred thirty-four Main” — or when you see it written with a comma — “1,234 Main” — click away and call your rep to #StoptheSlop.