I'll be in Cortland, NY tomorrow for the Cortland Arts Connect (see me and my pipe cleaner figures LIVE!!) but I'll be damned if I do one more outdoor show in the shade of this transphobic dog whistle [paint paint paint] There, much better
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Профиль VivelyPipe cleaner HORROR! www.fiendweavers.com Etsy! https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChenilleMacabre ko-fi.com/thegilmonster #AMPUTHEATRE The World's Goriest Board Game! www.patreon.com/amputheatre #pipecleanerart 🚫AI 🚫MAGA He/him, <3's @miserelovesco.bsky.social
The truth hurts; doesn't it, couchfucker?
neuse river hagi honestly want to talk to someone who thinks this is a bad thing to say
AUTO CHECKOUT: How will you pay? ME: [card] AC: Project name/PO#? ME: You don't need that info AC: [won't let me pay] ME You get $21.59, I get an air filter. That's the extent of our trade AC: This can't be left blank ME: FINE. [types] "ITEM BEING STUFFED DOWN YOUR MANAGER'S PANTS" AC: You promised!
Gmail is also a joke now. I lost my place on a show waitlist because their garbage UI continued to mark someone as spam after I ordered Google NOT to mark them as spam. ...Hey! I just remembered! I complained about this before! I think I'll keep complaining about it!
Aaron Reichlin-MelnickGoogle appears to be in an active race to destroy all remaining goodwill the company once had. They've almost entirely destroyed search and now they're screwing with Google Maps.
Ooh! I'd love to hear from those in our society convening to decide "Let's have an artist working exclusively in pipe cleaners step out of a shower one day and epiphanize 'I GOTTA MAKE A FIGURE OF A GIANT GREEN STEAM ROLLER ROBOT AND NAME IT KEELHAUL'." Because that sort of shit is TOTALLY planned!
Scott BryanChannel 4 has announced documentary “The Great ADHD Myth?” It “seeks to determine whether ADHD is a genuine neurodevelopmental disorder, or a social construct.”
Amnesty International apologized to JK Rowling for calling her the transphobic slurry that she is. Be sure to tell them what cowards they are.
Kate Barretthere's amnesty's contact form again. this time, be as rude as you like. spam that inbox
💀FATALITY FRIDAY💀 "CRUSHED" PERP: Cetrion GAME: Mortal Kombat 11 (2019) CW: lazy boulder physics Imagine the Elder Goddess' quake death move- and its weaksauce impact- as the plummeting AI bubble. (I've seen squirt rings emit more spray than this; c'mon, Netherrealm.) Gil-Monster's Rating: 🕷🕷🕷
The Gil-Monster💀FATALITY FRIDAY💀 "BRING IT ON" PERP: Johnny Cage GAME: Mortal Kombat X (2015) CW: using the funny bone to block; ow? Where did his head go? Whatev; ICYMI, I said I was building some top secret-y stuff and a new MK thing is one of them. I might post some shots soon. Gil-Monster's Rating: 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷
I'm reminded of a line from the new FACES OF DEATH movie (sidebar, it's great; see it now) that goes "attention is the new currency" so when a favorite rock star makes an AI video, it's our duty to dislike it on YouTube. Another sidebar: You, Al Jourgensen? YOU? Of all people, YOU!?
dresdenman, ministry's new "video" is AI slop. ugh
The ghost of Alex Trebek just disqualified Ken for refusing to phrase this reply in the form of a non-asshole
Ken JenningsThis may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. HARD MODE: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghi "The question is whether they're gonna let US go. They've been tracking us, and now they've seen our faces. I say kill 'em."
Paxton Says 'It's Finger Licking Good!'ALT: Paxton Says 'It's Finger Licking Good!'static.klipy.comJosh DobbinFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghi
🎵GOLDEN THROATS THURSDAY😬 In 2011, Rolling Stone readers cited this as the worst cover song ever. Thinking that a bit harsh, I chalked that up to Kurt Cobain stanning. Isn't this an anti-rock-star anthem? Tacitly, anyone could sing this. Then again, I haven't finished a full listen. Sorry, Hannah.
Miley Cyrus - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana Cover) [Live at Gypsy Heart Tour]YouTube video by Miley Cyrus Fanswww.youtube.comThe Gil-Monster🎵GOLDEN THROATS THURSDAY😬 The Mr. Belvedere before Mr. Belvedere, Sebastian Cabot was before my time. But his Dylan covers, wherein he quaintly has no idea what he is saying, are fucking timeless. If only Cabot were with us today. I'd kill for his readings of Jay-Z or Behemoth. HOW DOES IT FEEL!?!?
*standing up on the plane* He-Man CAN'T defeat Lion-O in 1v1 combat because Lion-O does not play that. With his remaining energy, he would summon the other ThunderCats who'd show up outta nowhere and stomp Eternia's Champion FLAT. "Discretion is the better part of valor"; did you now watch the show
jessica jonestown*standing up on the plane* You, are becoming Gods. There's a new master of creation, and it's you! Unraveled DNA, and at the same time you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing! Do you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? You lot? Cheeky bastards.
"Some time of complication"...! Roger, you absolute doily. I hope to Frith some cuck wokescold hears this, spits out their soy milk, kicks down your door, and stomps your ass beyond the earth's mantle.
Aaron RuparSen. Roger Marshall: "Who didn't have a friend who took this vaccine and had some time of complication? A stroke, a blood clot, a young man getting some type of heart inflammation. That's what destroyed the trust in the American people for our government."
Should we get her some colorful gravel and a miniature castle?
Blue sky nice ghostMe: I had the WORST day. Nothing can come close Katy Perry, recently trapped in a giant bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage: Hm
"YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 17 YEARS OF AGE TO WATCH THESE TALKING HEADS AVOID SAYING 'NIPPLE', 'ABUSE', AND OTHER CLINICAL WORDS." Thanks, Kathy.
Erin BibaGodfuckingdamnit
Best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
Kate ArmstrongBest film adaptation of the Odyssey wrong answers only (niche Québécois edition)