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Rubio is playing Pokémon Go!

Notorious B.I.A.

He's a lying sack of rotting bear testicles. #Fauci #RFKjr

Zelensky must have had all the cards and Trump didn't want to be humiliated by Jimmy Kimmel.

Dear GOD, he's "pulling a Mitch!" The Dems are learning how to play the game.

Hear that Christian Conservative Anti-Vaxxers? He wants you to give him credit for the jab. Ball's in your court.

This alone should disqualify him from entering Heaven. Even the Devil is like, "Dude, you got to throw some truth in with the lie or it sounds ridiculous." #Trump

I honestly think they come to see the show so they can tell their future grandchildren they saw the "stupidest president ever" live and in person.

Even Math can't believe it. Math:

Marshall: "He's talking about how much we talk about him. What an ego!"

[Trump addresses the Orphaned Children of Natural Disasters Society]

Odysseus losing his entire crew before reaching Ithaca is all Joe Biden's fault.

"...for me." 2015. 20 flipping 15 I was warning people on Twitter and Facebook who this man was. You're all just pennies under a cushion to him. Trump serves one person - TRUMP. And I believe there isn't an evil he wouldn't consider to keep serving himself.

At least he acknowledged they were human beings. Others in the administration would not be that gracious. Of course, he'll probably be charged with trafficking.

Considering the artist (Jack Kirby) that created Captain America was Jewish, fought in WWII against the Nazis, and was a proud anti-fascist, this rendering seems a little disingenuous.

Ant-Man was a former thief, who could change his body size at will. Mystique was a mutant femme, shapechanging faces to make the kill.

I found Mitch McConnell proof of life!

Dude, Pet Semetary has a data center on top of it by now.