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Old grumpy man thinks he is Elvis Presley.

You misspelled "wine box".

Women still cook for abusive men. They may daydream about what ingredients they might add, but they still cook for them, nonetheless.

After today's shameful display of medical McCarthyism, imagine the next pandemic. Imagine that world's foremost expert on infectious diseases considering jumping in to help millions of people. We are in a deeply dark and disturbing place for the future of science. And for the future, period.

Pleading the fifth when Republicans do it is noble and necessary to fight the “witch hunt”. If a Democrat invokes their right, it’s automatic guilt. Weird how that works.

Trump plans to long-term move troops into Washington, D.C. It appears they have now acquired long-term housing. The housing cost $292 million. Likely to assist him in trying to attain the third term he announced last night.

Trump’s rambling gala address included insults, potshots and quip about a third presidential termPresident mocks political opponents and journalists in mostly light-hearted, hour-long speech at White House correspondents’ dinnerwww.theguardian.com

Until the truth comes out about Sen. Mitch McConnell, Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear (@govandybeshear.bsky.social) should be holding a press conference outside a different hospital or treatment facility every day to find him. Every. Damn. Day. #WheresMitch

Literally everyone: Is he dead yet? Him:

When I find the secret transgender surgery room in my school, I’m going to hide my kids there during the next active shooter training.

Last night was the night Kaitlan Collins decided to run for President.