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Happy Wing Day from the soup boys!

JD Vance only likes the video games that offer couch co-op.

A cookie place for lowkey braggers called Humbl.

It's not even remotely a leap, but thanks for the weeks-later 4:30 a.m. response, account that exists solely to defend Christopher Nolan. On the plus side, Tenet underperforming in theaters helped discourage other studios from engaging in similarly negligent behavior.

Soylent Peen is pee-hole!

I can’t read “IYKYK” without hearing Popeye’s laugh.

Everything’s comin’ up a name that isn’t mine!

I was today years old when I used the term “today years old” as a descriptor of my age.

Even Cookie Monster would be like, “You know what? Me good.”

😂😂😂

A cookie place for haters called Grumbl.

You piss 100% of the shits you don’t take, or whatever.

“Soylent Green is people!” “Okay, but what’s the cyclospora situation?”

Chillin’ like (someone who desperately wants to become) a villain.

A show in which the Crypt Keeper shares his views on current events called “Takes from the Crypt.”

Learning that all of Tales from the Crypt has been added to Tubi vs. the realization that my media backlog is too massive to deviate from.

🎶How sweet it is to be ignored by you🎶

I’m even Philler.

For Your Inconsideration

I really missed my calling.