Does parthenogenisis count?
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Chris Farnell
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*standing up on the plane* Hi! My name is Mark Wahlberg. You might remember me from last month's Planet of the Apes remake. Anyway, I was thinking, we don't we just overpower the terrorists and land the plane safely ourselves?
the Mountain Goats*standing up on the plane* ok you Protestant fucks prepare to get scared because I’m about to tell you what’s real. Hail Holy Queen our light our sweetness and our hopes. To Thee to we cry, poor banished children of Eve; to Thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale of tears. Tu
Saw He-Man the other night, that film *sucked*. Not because it was a cheesy, popcorn-level disposable and basically a toy advert despite simultaneously being targeted at people who are exactly 45. Not even because it had Jared Leto in. That was all costed in. But that film was straight up cowardice.