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Been extremely depressed post birthday. 48 hours wanting to both yell fuck off at nothing AND wishing I wasn't here because of inadequacy and feeling you don't contribute to anyone's life, even your own. Bit of a shit mental health maze that. Wish I had alexithymia tbh.

39 today. Birthday af! 🎂

Aww, Kevin Keegan.

Kevin Keegan - Head Over Heels In Love (1979)YouTube video by Musikladenyoutu.be

Honestly I think original Britpop and their sometimes very pious audience TRULY died when Daphne and Celeste absolutely mugged them off by no selling that bottling. Absolutely heroes #totp

Me at every World Cup "It's coming home... It's still coming home... ... It's not coming home... ... just like Dad"

You know what we don't talk enough about? That BBC stars sing 'Wonderwall' clip that got taken down really quickly because it sucked and England lost. Well here you go! Worse than that 'Imagine' video. Worse than Captain Tom's daughter. They should all be facing charges at The Hague.

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"Fucking hell, Look at the size of his cock!" said the midwife who delivered me, "it looks like he's got three legs" Rik Mayall - Bigger than Hitler, Better than Christ.

A problem with pro wrestling is a normal sentence in that world reads as completely bonkers to a non-fan. Like when you say "So Hulk Hogan had this best friend right, but he was also like a valet and a bag carrier for all his drugs. Oh and he was called BRUTUS BEEFCAKE." Mental industry.

Can anyone smarter than me basically answer my theory that this will just make the arts even more exclusively attainable and dominated by posh c**ts???

Currently compiling a sequel to this ridiculous waste of time, so if anyone knows a real obscure charity/celebrity supergroup drop us a DM.

Cannot wait to hear the Cape Verde diss track on Taylor Swift's next album after upstaging her wedding day #worldcup

Decided I'm going to binge re-watch The Comic Strip Presents. What are your favourites and maybe underappreciated episodes.