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There's a sizable "vaccines will kill you" movement but there's no "GLP1s will kill you" movement. Is it because the influencers can make money off GLP1s but not vaccines?

Every other team could have traded prospects to get Skubal Every other team could afford Edwin Diaz Every other team could afford Kyle Tucker Maybe not all three but it's like they're not trying. They're surrendering in advance.

People are really going to lose their minds when the Dodgers sign Skubal to an eighth year extension with 99% of the money deferred

If you google the movie Hamnet the stupid google AI spoils a major plot point

Have you ever opened up the Discover feed? It was an accident? Too bad, you have now been labeled an "AI user" and your opinions are invalid

It's a cheesecake inside of a cheesecake

Who would block Usher?

Tarik Skubal has been traded to Iran for Kharg Island, straight up

War on Saturday Peace by Monday

You can take DayQuil at night. They can't stop you

What the fuck is this resist boomer AI slop? Why does Bugs have a hunchback, pangolin hands, and a feathered tail? Who do they think this offends?

Just like every local politician will tell you how their seat on the school board eventually leads to them being President of the USA, every tech startup dude will tell you how their AI agent for Tarantula Owners will lead to a billion dollar IPO within three years.

Don't forget to pack a snack in case you get peckish later

*contrarian edgelord from a universe where Santa is real* I don't believe in Santa