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MISSING: FLOATING HEAD, MULTIPLE CHINS

Total ass, even

They may even reach the level of being ass

That doesn’t sound right. Did you mean Eggos?

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

Him just a fwagile wittle guy. Him scawed for someone to touch hims feets.

He’s taking all the hot sauce, and I’m getting JUST oysters. Like, JUUUST OYSTERS.

Live look at the pitch meeting for the name change:

Dumber than wearing a vial of your partner’s blood around your neck.

No. Mater, Prince of Darkness or nothing.

NOT LUENELL’S MAMA! 💀

Dutch can never be out-sillied. It’s the silliest.

Your new Royals home run king! 👑

The Captain takes the throne! 👑

Everything was not, in fact, gonna be all right.

I’ll take Green Giant, Kool Aid and Big Boy. I don’t need a fourth.

The moms are yikes

Things are great again!