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I sit in office chairs I can just about afford. I need a new one every few years because they gradually collapse beneath me. My wife's Herman Miller is older than my last three Staples chairs, bought by an ex-employer and sold cheap in the liquidation, and will still be intact years from now.

Just beat a possessed nun to death with an aspergillum while a taxidermied crocodile stalked the corridors of the abbey. Otherwise, not much. you? #FinalGirl

As I walked through the desert on a horse with no name It never occurred to me to name my horse

Thanks to all the tortoise shell Persian cats for their patience with us during this difficult time.

Not being able to comment on your post does *not* prevent me telling you to STAY OUT OF THE WOOLSWORTH!

#FinalGirl I’m 0 for 6 on Station 2891 (homage to “The Thing”). You have to do all the things on a map that’s working against you, and fast: save victims, test, find weapons. It especially sucks when you draw the card that discards a Test Kit nearest you. It hates me. So try it on the USS Konrad!

#FinalGirl vs. the Evomorph! Which hasn’t managed to evo OR morph because I’ve spent the game running ahead and it and herding victims into escape pods. There is no rule for if the hatchling runs out of Terror cards without having killed anything. I HAVE BROKEN FINALGIRL! I AM QA ROYALTY!

“We don’t have AC in Seattle because we don’t really need it.” The time is wrong, it’s only 6:30pm, but still too freaking hot for a living room.

The air’s begun to taste of metal

At ye Ren Faire, struggling to avoid making eye contact with a minotaur.

Just played my first game of Final Girl Evomorph! I had beginner’s luck with hot dice and a straight shot to the loader, soooo. Super fun. I won with Ellen. I didn’t recognize Vasquez in Jenette — good 80/20 joke — but did think she reminded me of John Conner’s foster mom. Wtf, brain. #finalgirl

I'm trying to divest from FB and got the big dump of all my media. It's quick and easy, and practically the only thing that site has done well in about six years. Such memories! Here is Chase from my iAnimate class. #3danimation

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I ran from one end of the the house to t'other at 12:02am, to make sure my wife knew one of the worst people in America was gone. Had to preempt it though: "Trump's fine. And it's not Mitch. BUT IT'S A GOOD ONE."

I respect Erik's persnicketiness about letting someone define terms without consensus. It's like when someone introduces a bad naming convention and you have to repeat it over and over for the sake of moving forward. Shiver. Also, corrections aside, I love the explanation of inverse square falloff.

Correcting YouTube's Biggest Miniature PainterYouTube video by Erik Swinsonyoutu.be

Oh god, I can't breathe. @pixelfish.bsky.social