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this sucks but the "Grok deleted my savings!" tweets we're going to see in six months will be amazing

The war on breakfast continues. The latest casualty: blueberry pancakes

I had a dream last night that one of my favorite punk bands put out a new album that was made with AI. I was so disappointed. They literally called it “The AI Album”. I don’t think I’ve ever been more disgusted in a dream 🤣

Every AI guy is like “it’s like having a personal assistant who takes care of all the things I don’t have time to do” and then when they list those things it’s just “talking to my wife and kids”

It brings me no pleasure to tell you that Limp Bizkit is actually an incredible band. However, they are an incredible band with the worst frontman mankind has ever seen

It rules that the Scouts will probably mess up a lot of young, vulnerable lives with this decision, and Trump will still shit on them about it anyway. Way to go, guys. But hey, maybe it will go differently for *you*

oh my god fuck you and fuck this

Bands have been making flyers for decades before AI was a thing. Hell, they were doing it before everyone had a computer. Bands are almost always broke, yet found ways to advertise effectively without using billionaire slop machines

The Ken Jennings thing is just another reminder that when you, yes you, support the New York Times, you’re supporting a fascist propaganda machine. You can play other word games and find other delicious recipes without giving your money or data to the NYT

We don’t want an AI super app. We just want to be able to move an image in Word without fucking up the entire document.

Another day, another example of private equity ripping all the copper wiring out of our society so they can create more wealth for people who are already extremely wealthy

Backrooms 2: Big Boys coming summer 2027

heyyyyyy friends is it bad that the biggest AI companies are hiding over a trillion dollars of debt from their balance sheets? Seems bad bsky.app/profile/timn...

I’m sure Rand Paul will be hauling RFK to testify in front of congress any minute now, right?

you absolutely do NOT gotta hand it to George W. Bush

One percent is 3.5 million people in the US alone “We coulda gotten through this” as opposed to… what? We’ve been pretending COVID went away for at least the last three years. We’ve done everything the COVID denialists wanted. They’re STILL complaining

Who wants to tell him

Why? It won’t be enough. I do not understand the expectation to capitulate to these people when nothing you say or do is ever going to be enough for them. Fauci could personally apologize to everyone on the planet (not that he has anything to apologize for) and Republicans would still complain

I didn’t. I know a few people who did, and yes, they all had been vaccinated but more importantly, they’d all been infected with COVID at least once.