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Ooo yes I was a Karen about a local hospital's use of AI, and someone from patient relations called and said theyre forwarding my comments to upper management

One time I was having IBS in my work bathroom and a black lady in there started playing soul music 😭

I wish I could sleep all the time, like its my job. Like im just so good at sleeping theyre like "can you do sleep studies for us all the time?" And they study me and find the cure to cancer and how to get trans women pregnant

Tbh this quote changed my (dating) life

Okay tbh im reading the Wikipedia article on "Catholic guilt" bc im kinda like "wait doesnt everyone feel that?"

Traumatized! At the emergency room

I spent a lot of time looking at maps of pre-pangean super continents and the current ages of earth's crust, and guessed that Atlantis was actually Pacifica

Himbo JPEG Defrag F-bomb Service Animal

It's Friday, you know what that means: