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creeps and losers

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it’s so heartwarming the way this clip describes all the parts of the machine in detail lol - ‘above the sunflower, a squirrel rides a flying fish!’

Same, always wear headphones by myself but i was with my 17yo in a shoe shop the other day and she laughed and went what’s this AI slop music they’re playing? So it is there 😞 I’m glad the kids can identify it anyway

yeah, the word enforce here is particularly fucking grim

💯 absolute freaks (derogatory) just blithely insisting in a public newspaper that we should all be staring interrogatively at strangers’ crotches or something

lol right wingers always making out like we’re pretending to be kind, babe i wouldn’t piss on any of you dickheads if you were on fire, I’m quite open about that

sorry I don’t have time or inclination to hang around and inspect and evaluate every other woman that comes into the bathroom, i guess for some reason that strikes me as odd

I have been imagining this the whole time so glad to have it confirmed

this post’ll really hit with the over 90s

god damnit if I search for some famous loser I want a pervert cartoonist with the same name and 3k followers to show up instead, as I was promised

I love him very much, even though I did just catch him eating my last croissant the little dickhead

you know the old saying - clean your bread & you won’t be dead

please accept some insightful gems from my drafts in the meantime

aww I like that they both got an emoji, this is equal rights

(alt text should say painted bread bin, not painted bread. obviously we do not paint our bread, we wash it thoroughly with soap and water)

don’t forget the thing about not getting too attached bc using it actually costs one million pounds and those bills gonna roll in sometime

omg the little prawns 😭

yes, good morning to you too Mini 🖤

Oh you 💋🖤🥰 i mean that’s probably good bc I have like 20p