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kids with anxiety are not bloody helped by tense, silent classrooms and too many rules to remember and living under the constant threat of doing something wrong, which could be something as normal as asking to go the toilet

adhd kids need schools where they can just borrow a pen when they forget theirs for the 100th time, not a fucking strike on the record card or 100th pointless, miserable detention

honestly mate, my opinions on the way our schools operate now would run into essays… constant monitoring of your adherence to 1000 little stupid petty rules but yeah, I’m sure being on their dang phones is why all the kids have anxiety

lol I could sit in a silent classroom and be distracted for 15mins thinking about an interesting font on a worksheet. don’t try to blame nd kids for your evil shit

he looks like he’s just been told he’s going to have to prove his patriotism by jamming one of the white cliffs of dover up his backside

state of him on the cliff like he’s about to swim out and harangue someone on a dinghy. dickhead

and all the little bowls should be self-cleaning

damn, it is, I could have seemed funny as hell if I was able to pull off any social countenance other than evident discomfort

lmao me in oblivion: ‘I only saw a crab, the other day! horrible sea creatures!’ ‘have you been hearing the news lately, from all the other places…provinces?’

when people commented that my daughter had gotten tall I would auto-reply “be taller than me soon!” and I did this for omg, so long after she’d grown taller than me

‘yeah good…good weather if you’re a duck!’ ‘chance would be a sure thing!’ ‘haha you’re definitely asking the wrong me by… when… you’e telling me!’

hold on let me just google to see if they’ve

imagine if the wasp had come back every single month and every 12 months it increased the number of times it stabbed me in the face per visit

he’s living the goddamn dream!

a wasp got in my room and attacked my face in the dark in the middle of the night but I rescued it & put it out the window bc I hold the lives of all creatures (not landlords) to be sacred

Here we had that with council houses - thatcher (spits on ground) sold people the council houses they lived in for cheap, and making them homeowners did turn many into selfish rw pricks. It also took away affordable council rents & those houses are often now rented out by gouging private landlords

imagine a world in which every landlord was replaced by a cloud of furious wasps

tysm 💕 I was really looking forward to the free refill fizzy drinks and interesting bbq sauce

stg if landlords have no haters then I am dead, and hopefully doing some evil poltergeist stuff on those cunts

thank you slurms 🙏 I think she’s some tonty blair institute psycho who’s never set one designer shoe in this shithole but you never know