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I 100% saw a non corporeal person out of the corner of my eye in the bathroom at the dentist office. Looked like a woman in a standing collar navy pantsuit. There and gone in a blink. 2 stall with auto lights that came on for me. New building on former farmland.

Bananamanarama

I’m either a transient (farm worker), transient (hobo- trainsient?), gigilo, or hair washer (beauty school dropout)🎀 🐩

Vince Vaughn's 'Class Class Class' in Wedding CrashersAlt: Vince Vaughn's 'Class Class Class' in Wedding Crashersstatic.klipy.com

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

You guys! I am so good at growing zucchini. 😀 And so bad at growing mini gherkins. ☹️

Pretty gross how beating your children was so normalized and accepted that you could buy a souvenir paddle at a state park

hwhat?

Nope

Nightmare Theatre!!! I wasn’t hallucinating!!!

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GUESS WHAT?! THE SECURITY TRAINING EMAIL WAS A SIMULATED PHISH THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE LEGIT TRAINING MESSAGE. PHUCKING PHISHCEPTION!!!

I know this is a Pilates reference, but c’mon🤣

There’s a trend of blind date/stranger photo shoots with engagement style pictures. The editing and music is cute but, I have a deep visceral hell no reaction. Like, my body wouldn’t react well to running through a field hand in hand with a stranger (unless we’re running from the cops 🤣)

Linda Radlett (Lily James) Running in The Pursuit of LoveAlt: Linda Radlett (Lily James) Running in The Pursuit of Lovestatic.klipy.com

Post your last two brain cells

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Last week I reported two scam calls (Teams) to IT. Now, I have 48 hours to complete security retraining. You done trained me! That’s why I reported it!

What is happening astrologically, physically, mentally, culturally, sociologically etc etc that is making me not only want to listen to but sing-along, and cry with Jo Dee Messina. @spinachfoote.bsky.social is it the hoopty traveling at a high rate of speed?

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I swear these were not quite ready for picking when I checked on them yesterday

🥹. Yes crows and ravens are badass but Pigeons! One thing I particularly love is looking at Alltrails in Europe and seeing the old dovecotes tucked into ruins.

While drying off after the shower (outside of the shower on the mat) I said out-loud “I wonder if I can get Belgian citizenship” and a domino of product bottles fell off the ledges. “I guess that’s a ‘over our dead bodies’ ” 🤣

I’m not “short-waisted” I’m “eccentric-looking”