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we hold these truths to be self-evident: it’s not a real comic book logo unless the letters look like physical objects suspended in the air

he acts like he’s upset on a moral basis but dude we know you, you got pride and a glass jaw and that’s a terrible combo for the soul

think it ever haunts Chuck, that he wiped Spider-Man’s mind like the Men in Black rather than living down letting dude tell another living soul he cleaned their clocks in a completely above-board counts-for-real fight? (Secret Wars #3) I spend more time thinking about that fight. such a rich text!

this means Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars (1984) is going to rank higher than the Hickman interpolation. sometimes the good guys do win in this world.

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tfw when you’re about to talk about Broly for 45 minutes solid

I seem to recall a time when TSR advertised in every Marvel comic for the better part of a decade and a half, and that company had no problem producing their own ancillary material (I mean, until they very much did have trouble, but still) … maybe being owned by a giant company actually sucks?

I know they worked together all the time but whenever I see “Cooke Bone” on a cover I just think “Broth”

if I had a platform that could play Starcraft I’d probably still play it all the damn time.

I mean,

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I heard my mama cry I heard her pray the night soccer died

in which we cast our eyes towards a unique comics project from two years past, with writer Sean Lewis and artist Jonathan Marks Barravecchia pulling the strands of a strange yarn about a bear who takes to the sea and the pirates who seem okay with that - and there’s a special cameo at the end …

Today Tegan looks at Bear Pirate Viking Queen #1, from 2024 and Image Comics, by Sean Lewis and Jonathan Marks Barravecchia!

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if I ever stand up to make an announcement aboard a crowded airplane, it will be to say that I’ve been eating nothing but beans for 36 hours, can after can of beans, and I have now reached my final form

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>walking around the apartment singing “Stagflation” to the tune of “Moon River”<

it should be illegal to go to bed with a headache and then wake up still with that headache

the silver lining for Homer getting a big push in 2026 is now Hollywood is going to be looking around for other public domain masterpieces of the ancient world they can slap in front of a camera … which means we are almost certainly mere moments away from them greenlighting a PIERS PLOWMAN movie!

it cannot be stressed enough: Mortal Thor is Marvel’s best, every month, and it’s a yawning chasm between this and #2 (formerly Ultimate X-Men, probably now FF). Tales of Asgard has always been the franchise’s Achilles’ Heel - necessary, rarely filling - now consistently jaw-droppingly astounding.

I know there are some freaks among you who need to know that this is a thing that exists, so allow me to say: this is a thing that exists.