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Best Buy Salesman: What are you in the market for? Johnson:A freezer Salesman: Oh perfect we have a ton! This one has a cool featu... Johnson:Need colder Salesman: Oh it'll definitely keep all your food safe and fresh Johnson: You don't get it! I need my wife's period blood to be COLDER!

Yes, but this is actually giving the US voter way more credit than they're due It really is as simple as, "my life got harder in some way or another while X politician/party was in power so now I'm going to vote against X" I can't stress enough how many tens of millions operate under this paradigm

This poll says that Democrats apparently suck just as much shit as Republicans and that our republic is dying Half of Dems are cool with blackface wearing candidates who post Nazi shit online and bully their coworkers? It's not a surprise that Republicans are cool with that shit, we all knew that

Wild how I have to send multiple messages and form submissions to the sales teams of companies online now to get a response I'm over here with a budget looking to give companies tens of thousands of dollars and their sales teams can't even shoot me an email with a quote ffs Lookin at you Dialpad

Pro tip: Click on this post, tap the "Likes" and then start blocking every dumb motherfucker who thinks this is a good post so you don't accidentally interact with their stupid asses

They are really gonna let Mitch and the GOP run the clock out on this thing with no pushback at all, huh?

For context, Jeff Bezos makes this much every 22 minutes just by being alive This was a mistake that cost him a half hour of his time Just so we all understand the scale of obscene wealth we are talking about here

Any time I wake up from anesthesia, there is a brief period where I don't have the crippling headache I live nearly every minute of my life with and when it finally comes back, it's truly soul crushing For an hour or two I remember what it was like to just live without pain Bleh

What a cunt