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Teddypasketti

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Federal civil servant, lawyer, no other info for you about me. My picture is Sam Lowry, not me. My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. My opinions. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.

Who would have thought REGINALD would have the last laugh. You bum.

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I’m at an all-day axe throwing tournament so I missed to O’s win. There’s a guy here from Philly who’s pissed, so that’s fun.

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I had an echocardiogram today for a slight heart murmur, and the results—I haven’t talked to my doctor yet, and I was warned not to do my own research, but of course I did—revealed to me the most likely way I will die. Heart attack for aortic valve failure. Failing a pig valve replacement in 10 yrs.

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The hail hitting our skylight is threatening to break it.

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Well that’s just the weirdest little rainstorm to pop up suddenly downtown.

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Mo did all he could. God bless ya, Mo Gabba.

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Oh thank god Tyler O’Neil.

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Can we trade Ghost Runner for Cash Considerations?

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Atta boy Kittredge

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Taylor Ward: Do this.

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Tyler Wells, you glorious bastard.

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Do it for him, Orioles.

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THAT CAME FROM MO GABBA!!

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That’s nothing. I took the heavy dog at plus money. They went vertical out of the gate.

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Kevin Brown out here touting a domestic terrorist group, French 75.

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Hahaha, that was an astonishingly bad challenge.

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I’m not crying, you’re crying.

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