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A bee that is busy. (Bombus lapidarius, Red-tailed Bumble Bee)

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What terribly bad luck that they all crashed on the same spot.

I somehow seem to have gone directly from Scorsese’s Taxi Driver to Michael Bay’s Bad Boys II. And I think I’ve got the bends.

Trump will probably try to bomb UEFA back to the negotiating table. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Uefa agrees to boycott Fifa competitions if World Cup sell-off plans proceedUefa nations have agreed to boycott all Fifa tournaments if the global governing body continues with its plan to sell off stakes in the World Cupwww.theguardian.com

Is modern bric-a-brac all this wildly combustible? Or do Wildberries depots stock a disproportionate inventory of firelighters, tiki torches and roman candles?

A mystery solved...

Has Jared Leto found Jesus yet? Or is he going to see how all this shakes out before he finds the Lord?

Enjoyed my first music festival (though I know that Latitude is just a bougie learner slope). But you can keep camping. Everything’s on the floor! And it’s so much harder to get down there than it used to be.

Just seen the fabulous Self Esteem. If you get a chance to see this show take it. Joyous.

Banana-shaped and orange-shaped snacks to be rolled out in autumn, if this snack launch goes well.

Spoiler alert: it’s an apple.

Howling at this artist’s rendering of the Tate brothers’ court hearing from The Times (it’s credited to AP). This would be my strategy as a courtroom artist: always show them facing the other way.

Getting Ronaldo flashbacks from the new Charlie Kirk statue. But Ronaldo still holds the title for Worst Ever Immortalisation in Bronze, I think.

Sad to hear about Edward Stourton. I didn’t know him personally but that steady, warm voice was part of my soundscape.

“ChatGPT…remove the unsightly blemish from this picture please…”

I hope the rough boys don’t win.

The perfect ending.

Where’s the hydration break when you need it?

OK. I think my supper’s been spiked.

Good grief. I’ve been doing the washing up. Something seems to be right with our ships.