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A good name for a bus stop, and also a fun party game for bishops.

Finally figured out who the Algerian keeper reminds me of.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to open my chunky knitwear and casserole emporium.

Happy birthday Ewa!

Actually, Valentine was the name of the scientist. You're thinking of Valentine's Monster.

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I think this shop is hosting some kind of networking event for ghosts.

Love visiting small museums. Really looking forward to having nightmares about this guy for the rest of my life.

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Huh. I didn't know he was married.

Can't park there mate.

Happy birthday to you! 🎉

Please enjoy this picture of my cat.

I always find Jingle Bells upsetting because it reminds me of the time my Uncle Billy tragically lost his willy on the motorway.

Fair enough.

🎶 OOO WAHT FARN OT OS TO RARD UNNA WUN HOSE ORPHAN SLAARGH 🎶

... although it SOUNDED like he lived at number 70.

I bet there's a good story behind that gaffer tape.