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i've been (really) slow to update my iOS b/c everyone complains about it. Broke down this morning and finally caved. Liquid Glass?

i'm a little hung up on him saying that it won't last beyond the really hot months (false) and that august and September aren't hot months (also very false)

oh wait -- they meant this as a brag?

it's weird that reddit seemingly solved (at least part of the) cyclosporia outbreak before the CDC and FDA, right? like, that's not really the way it's supposed to work, is it?

We’re never going to live on Mars. We’re never going to live on the Moon. There is no Planet B. We need to take care of our magical mystical miraculous planet like it’s the only home we will ever have. Because it is.

No mention of the budget cuts instituted on July 1, 2025, to FoodNet, a federal program that specifically funded tracking infectious outbreaks from food-borne illnesses like cyclospora?!? (It used to track 8 different pathogens and now only has mandatory tracking for salmonella and E. coli)

so now we're just doing the plot of "Class of 1999"?

but to be fair, the air also is poison, so maybe we need a 2026 reissue

do we have the song of the summer yet, cause if not, what about this classic? @timheidecker.bsky.social

Democratic candidates -- ESPECIALLY in Mich. -- need to leverage this💩 🥬 outbreak to help disengaged voters to understand how/why politics/voting impacts their daily lives. Things like food safety & public health infrastructure matter & they require politicians who commit to funding them.

between the poop lettuce and ash falling from the sky, Michigan is having a pretty memorable summer

i had no idea this would become so literal

uh huh, that's a shame sir. can we please have, like, $20 allocated to the budget for the people who figure out how to keep our lettuce from making us explosively ill?

In the midst of a multistate cyclospora outbreak, reminder that the CDC last year scaled back a program that monitored, among other things, cyclospora. There's money to pay for pools, ballrooms, bombs, ICE, etc. but no money to fund our most basic food safety? www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

look, I love ranch dressing too but I'd like to think we offer a bit more than this

modern country music is essentially 90% lists of nostalgic (or otherwise non-threatening) nouns (cherry-red ragtop, lemonade stand, rope swing) and 10% tepid barbs thrown at New York City

didn't democrats learn from the failures of 2024 that no one likes celebrity endorsements? (rhetorical, obviously)