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i cant prove it, i have no evidence, but there is at least one copy of splatoon 3 sitting in a landfill right now

fuck marry kill: brimstone, monstro's lung, mom's knife

this "planning for your future" shit makes me feel broke, why cant life always be sex with hookers and a chuff off the cuban cigar?

once again, some pokemon i would like to see in the next champions regulation. kinda sad to know deep in my soul there will be no eviolite shenanigans but oh well

i think i just had a spiritual awakening. i looked down at the coke zero i was drinking, in all its pitch, bubbling agony and realised what a godless concoction of black hell sludge lay before me. i gotta lay off this shit for like a week

go to a nasty lardy american food place for dinner, get schwasted, frowit up, go back the day after for hangover larding. im transgender

the second greatest act of creation god ever performed was making trolls and big sells

sqyud beakob

do any fellow explo heads also tend to think of H-3 as sort of a mirror counterpart to explo? the weapons have so many similar traits and problems, it's really hard for me not to make the comparison

oh, that's host advantage.... that's host advantage of my comfort character

did not expect to be hype for raiders but the confirmation that explo is in the game honestly did it for me lol

hey this is me, if you're interested in seeing an explo player make somethin happen send this to your FA friends. really tryna get this off the ground

gettin turnt off the spiked fruit punch #dailydum i am soooo wasted

late afternoon, getting off work, watching a splatoon scrim while drinking a coke zero on the rocks. never kill yourself

suckling the bubblegum flavoured #dailydum fo today and wishing i had kolita soda