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Ross Douthat looks like a Minion in witness protection.

Morality aside this is also just such a smooth brained take I wouldn’t trust this ding dong to divvy up a pizza let alone gatekeep other businesses’ sales.

This rush to place the least telegenic people on camera is bad for CBS but maybe good for the country.

This is also the tag line for the clinic that manages Elon’s weird IVF hobby. Goodnight folks.

Blows the dust off my X Money account statement. ”Wait it was EX Money this whole time??? noooooo”

Sam Alt-Man is an AI trained on over 5 different Popular Science headlines circa 2006 built using a Furby processor. It can say “Singularity!”, “Dyson Sphere!”, “Quantum?” and “Money please.”

I’ve never officially set my commute. Where can I retroactively submit “bus”?

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Post a perfect album from the 90s.

Anyone who cannot find moral clarity in this moment needs to retire from public life yesterday.

If a doctor in, oh let’s say Stanford, CA expressed ill will toward a responsive patient then cut off life saving care without notice or assistance without helping the patient seek alternatives, that would in fact be 2nd degree murder.

Mr. T

Studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK is a goblin that escaped David Bowie’s Labyrinth.

They’re overdubbing him in post with Brian Cox AI cloned from McDonalds commercials.

Saying things that another old person told me young people say will definitely make me sound young. This strategy has never not worked.

Before he was Scrooge, he was… McDuck. Starring Brian Cox.

Ridley Scott used this technique to great effect to make the Alien look more real.

Greek heritage is extremely important to guy that the Ancient Greeks would consider a barbarian mutt were they ever to think of his people at all.

If this includes singing Lust for Life, Born Slippy, Atomic, etc you might have to book a black box theater.

If the DSM came out with an edition that included a diagnostic model for X Dot Com Psychosis that would be amazing.