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Me thanking the Pilates instructor for great classes all summer and she said I did really great in class A highlight for sure!!!

Proud Alexis Rose Moment in Schitt's CreekALT: Proud Alexis Rose Moment in Schitt's Creekstatic.klipy.com

I have eaten an insane amount of spring rolls today. Like actually an insane amount

Oof I am in a mood today

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I am not ready to slay this day 🙃🙃🙃

Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Email RevelationALT: Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Email Revelationstatic.klipy.com

Tomorrow is the last Pilates class of the summer I had a great time but the girlies fucking lied bc I didn't tone up or lose weight or anything. But that's prob just my thyroid sabotaging any and all of my efforts🙅🏽‍♀️

Juni is afraid of my knitting needles 😂 She keeps slapping them away when I finish each row

What is the vegetarian equivalent? Plz I beg of you, I need to experience peak satisfaction

Playing abundance mantras every time after going to the grocery store bc it's such a scary experience rn 🥲🥲🥲💸

I almost left the office and I'm glad I checked my cal bc I have a 330 mtg and I was actually about to miss it 😂😂

Me when the wrong person flirt

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Contemplating if I want another #telfar wallet. 🤔 I love the one I have now but I kinda want another one. I've had this one for like 3yrs, and it is starting to show it's age

Wish I had an appetite right now, currently navigating a flare up pretty bad and I feel like I'm just getting through each day in v small chunks But, I did a cleaning task after work, I'm so proud of myself!!!

This special hairball food prescribed by the doctor will really help Juni out!!! *jas eats the entire bowl* 🥲😂 I see I will be feeding this for her separately!

Just had someone external send me an email saying they asked Chatgpt about the information I already correctly confirmed for them bc chat told them I was wrong 🙃 Get the fuck out of my inbox... immediately

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The way my colleagues get out of important shit bc they have to drive their kids around to their summer activities (and not just summer!) fckn kills me. My next job I'm finna have a whole bunch stairstep kids in daycare, preschool, elementary school, shit I might age them up to middle school too🫩

A heaux is hot today 😐🥵

I ordered breakfast (a rarity for me!) decided to skip the fruits (also a rarity, I love fruit I try to eat at least one piece each day....I know moneybags I am apparently 😂) Hoping that will help keep the day light 🙏🏽

The kitty bowl was empty so of course Jaspurr tried to eat the plaster from the wall🫠 Most of my experience w Jas had been keeping him and us alive due to his antics 😂😂

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My air conditioner started leaking into my apt and I literally just taped that shit up bc I do not have the capacity to deal w that rn at all 😂🙆🏽‍♀️