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hey thanks for lettin me do laundry at your place, sorry if the no-pants thing is distracting I was runnin low

this was a side office referral from my PCP cuz she was unavailable, told her today and she called and told them to fuck off WHILE on camera lmaooo 🤣

sorry boys im gonna need you to brush your teeth before we kiss the last thing I want to do is taste what you had for lunch :0T

walking thru downtown after a long work day + long workOUT and ive never wanted to eat an entire large pizza so badly before in my LIFE 😩

me: so I like to think my diets pretty good, plus I work out a lot so honestly its like trying to consume calories to make up what I burn daily to find a healthy medium doctor: hmm ok have you tried GLPs? me: yeah im gonna need a different doctor

the hotter the weather the skimpier the clothes sorry I dont make the rules

hadestown happened and I am VERY GAY ABOUT IT AGAINNN