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WE GAVE YOU PEOPLE BACK YOUR PLASTIC STRAWS WHAT MORE DO YOU UNGRATEFUL POORS WANT

Lost me at "The US Military says"

I feel like facebooks laughing emoji doesn't convey enough O For F Sake to get the point across

He's already been cremated. It's just a bunch of pillows under a sheet. Still, Mitch is doing his best work right now

Iran can release a Lego movie in 2 days and the best we've done in a month is that shitty photo? Clearly we're not building AI data control centers fast enough

Now they gotta pretend to love Alexis Wilkins the way they pretended to love Nicki Minaj

Found them

There are so many chemicals wafting from that pool now that if people want to see it they're going to have to use drones

You mean the people he says will never contribute anything to society?

No, a photo op rewards the president

Going to have to start buying black market raccoon penis because the ''medical profession" won't admit it works.

Get your torches and pitchforks ready folks! Take those palaces and military bases

Epstein Class is trending on T and I thought trump had named a new aircraft carrier

Bad Bunny making them all forget how much they hated Kendrick Lamar last year

I was going to go to the movies tonight but I think I'll just stay home and rent Pretty Woman. The humor is intentional and the people are warm

Just saw Melania. I'm a little conflicted . The lesbian scenes were beautifully filmed but oddly uncomfortable. Then the Fuck Creesmas extravaganza had my patriotic heart thumping. 3 🌟

Looking forward to the power outage. It's the kick in the ass I need to clean out the freezer

Wait! He showed up. I've heard some eloquent, historic speakers. I canwait to hear this!

Hepatitis from dirty needles according to the author

Trump announces that the island nation of Snuffleupagus, the Argyle Republic and Flinstonia have accepted the Peace Council invitation