roasted by my 9 year old nephew who confidently told me if i was a pokemon i would be psyduck "because he is always worried and runs around holding his head because he has a headache"
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Tal Lavin
Профиль Vivelyjournalist, author, reads too much. haggard and unblest. trans guy, he/him. newsletter: buttondown.email/theswordandthesandwich contact: talialavinwrites@gmail.com
this is the kind of incredible reporting you get from snack stack snackstack.net
my bonus fun fact is that Cheez-Its were created as mini, mass-produced rarebit bites
On the Welsh rarebit, Dreams of a Rarebit Fiend, what dreams cheese can cause and what it means when you dream of cheese: buttondown.com/theswordandt...
In today's column, we explore the Welsh rarebit, a weirdly named and delicious cheese toast! Included: Tudor jokes about cheese-loving Welshmen being tricked out of heaven; what it means when you dream about cheese; and the legendary Welsh cheese pudding caws pobi buttondown.com/theswordandt...
who fucken invented the sloppy joe. who was joe ive gone through ALL the extant theories and debunked them and it remains a great unsolved mystery
G. Willow WilsonWhat's your personal great white whale of an unsolved mystery? The thing you desperately hope is solved before you die because you need to know the answer? Mine is the Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum heist. Where the hell are the Rembrandts. I need the full story
there are so many toilet gods en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_...
Toilet god - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.orgsomeone team up with me and lets make an etsy store selling a nut-in-copper-vessel banisher of toilet demons
Tal Lavinalternative strategies for banishing toilet demons: homemade maraca, or touch your perfect wife on the head
luckily toilet demons are easy to avoid!! simply conduct yourself with modesty and silence, and don't bring a goat (bring a lamb)
Tamar HermanToilet demons are my favorite Talmudic demons