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Me: I spent 14 years in Catholic school but do you think I can recall the 5th commandment? Coworker: Isn’t that the right to bare arms?
Woman Laughs and Spits DrinkALT: Woman Laughs and Spits Drinkstatic.klipy.comNew Shift Lead that I used to harass about taking lunch: “….. [Sweetie], please tell me you and [coworker] have taken your lunch…” Me: “….. 50% of that is true.” Her: “It’s 8 and a half hours into your shift!!
Well, Well, Well. How The Turntables...ALT: Well, Well, Well. How The Turntables...static.klipy.comNephew [watching me do my makeup]: You look completely different! Me: Thank you! Nephew: Actually you don’t look THAT different. Me: Thank you! Nephew: 🤨 Me: 😆 The point of makeup is to look both nothing like yourself and the best version of yourself. Nephew: That’s confusing. Me: Eyup.
Bubu Dudu Panda Applying MakeupALT: Bubu Dudu Panda Applying Makeupstatic.klipy.comWords of Wisdom from hanging with my extended family: “All is fair in love and Uno”
Pudgy Penguin Uno Reverse CardALT: Pudgy Penguin Uno Reverse Cardstatic.klipy.comSeeing a lot of “Don’t watch Harry Potter” stuff but I want to add “Don’t LISTEN to Harry Potter” There’s a new “cinematic” audiobook version of the series that poignantly leaves out Steven Fry (the original narrator). I guess she’s trying to distance herself from anyone LGBTQ+ at all.
Stephen Fry Introduces A Bit Of Fry And Laurie ThemeALT: Stephen Fry Introduces A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Themestatic.klipy.comHappy July 15th! Also known as the day of 50 DISHES from your cooking the night before…
ALT: static.klipy.comClocked out and officially on my first vacation of the year! And the first of three weddings…
Eddie Murphy in Vacation ModeALT: Eddie Murphy in Vacation Modestatic.klipy.comMe: Sorry to be high maintenance, but I’d like to leave on time today because there’s only 9 hours between my shifts. Coworker: You know, you should go home on time every day. Me:
Thats Adorable Colin Jost on SNLALT: Thats Adorable Colin Jost on SNLstatic.klipy.comSo I got the “no sugar added” cranberry juice instead of my usual “0 sugar” one because it came in a smaller package… The difference? My usual one has things like xylitol in it where as this one is FULLY BITTER!! …Anyway, I have my regrets. You’d think I would have known better, but alas.
Sweetie BloomWhen you’re about to go on vacation so only need to buy half a week’s worth of food~ 😋
Everyone pray for firefighters today. I imagine this is the busiest time of year for them.
Firefighter Running with Water HoseALT: Firefighter Running with Water Hosestatic.klipy.comI want it on record that @silverquill.bsky.social is a BRAT!!
Yosemite Sam's Rackin-Frackin CursesALT: Yosemite Sam's Rackin-Frackin Cursesstatic.klipy.comSweetie BloomSo much to my surprise, I’ll likely be able to fit in a trip to the ren faire this year. However spending a large amount of time on my feet outside of work is NOT recommended by my doctor… Anyway, someone please talk me out of spending $200 on orthopedic shoes that go with my ren faire outfit.
Two random strangers complimented my appearance today which is… sus.
Betty White as Rose Nylund: Math ConfusionALT: Betty White as Rose Nylund: Math Confusionstatic.klipy.comOh snap!! Almost forgot! Happy Sailor Moon Day!
Usagi's Birthday: Sailor Moon Celebrates June 30thALT: Usagi's Birthday: Sailor Moon Celebrates June 30thstatic.klipy.com