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Audrey

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flutist, teacher, leather seamstress, property manager, good trouble maker, healthcare & public transportation enthusist

All in all, the 1-900 numbers were much better than the ChatGPT girlfriends, and it’s not even close. The kids today will never know how good we had it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG1C...

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oh they’re totally unfuckable

Playboy

As they amass more money and power, the public views billionaires as sweaty psychos Scrooge McDucking their way into evil amounts of cash. The collective ick emerging raises a question that wealthy men might prioritize over ethical perceptions: Have billionaires become categorically unfuckable?

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I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I just changed my air filter.

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Republicans don’t just not give a shit about kids, they’re hostile to them. 4yos might learn how to read, so I guess we gotta destroy it.

Mara Gay

Are Republicans going to let the Heritage Foundation destroy Head Start? www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/u...

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I finally got served a relevant ad!Luxury glitter! My faith in the algorithm has been restored

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Another nail in the coffin of the humanities.

The New Republic

President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v

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This is a perfect use of passive voice.

Merchant Adventurers’ Hall

The chair was given to the Company by Sir William Milner pictured here with his handsome doggo. Sir William was a Merchant Adventurer, horticulturist, architect and Godson of Queen Mary. He was also a pioneering plantsman establishing gardens at Harlow Carr and Parcevall Hall.

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I just got served an ad for a “conservative search engine”. The algorithm is killing it. No notes.

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Alaska Airlines is the hero we need.

Jack Jenkins

“…the airline said in a statement[:] ‘For the foreseeable future, the guest will not be permitted to travel on our flights.’” … “She said she wants to contact an attorney and intends to continue preaching on planes.” www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2026/...

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Cop: “You’re free to leave.” Weirdo screaming: “FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!” Weirdo catches charges for disorderly conduct, obstruction & resisting. Weirdo goes to jail. And the weirdo could have simply just left.

Audrey

The thing I learned while watching cop bodycam footage on YouTube is that there’s an astonishing number of people who do not get the fuck outta there immediately when a cop says “you’re free to go”. It never ends well for them when they don’t just, you know, leave.

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