All in all, the 1-900 numbers were much better than the ChatGPT girlfriends, and it’s not even close. The kids today will never know how good we had it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG1C...
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Audrey
Профиль Vivelyflutist, teacher, leather seamstress, property manager, good trouble maker, healthcare & public transportation enthusist
This morning’s professional development. Stay tuned.
AudreyI’m doing some professional development this afternoon. Stay tuned. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJZQ...
oh they’re totally unfuckable
PlayboyAs they amass more money and power, the public views billionaires as sweaty psychos Scrooge McDucking their way into evil amounts of cash. The collective ick emerging raises a question that wealthy men might prioritize over ethical perceptions: Have billionaires become categorically unfuckable?
I’m doing some professional development this afternoon. Stay tuned. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJZQ...
Republicans don’t just not give a shit about kids, they’re hostile to them. 4yos might learn how to read, so I guess we gotta destroy it.
Mara GayAre Republicans going to let the Heritage Foundation destroy Head Start? www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/u...
The market is so irrational
Steven T. DennisNew: S&P 500 sitting at an all-time high on hopes for deal reopening Strait of Hormuz
This is a perfect use of passive voice.
Merchant Adventurers’ HallThe chair was given to the Company by Sir William Milner pictured here with his handsome doggo. Sir William was a Merchant Adventurer, horticulturist, architect and Godson of Queen Mary. He was also a pioneering plantsman establishing gardens at Harlow Carr and Parcevall Hall.
[types into conservative search engine]: “Gulf coast fish fry near me” Result: “Ivermectin”
AudreyI just got served an ad for a “conservative search engine”. The algorithm is killing it. No notes.
Alaska Airlines is the hero we need.
Jack Jenkins“…the airline said in a statement[:] ‘For the foreseeable future, the guest will not be permitted to travel on our flights.’” … “She said she wants to contact an attorney and intends to continue preaching on planes.” www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2026/...
Cop: “You’re free to leave.” Weirdo screaming: “FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!” Weirdo catches charges for disorderly conduct, obstruction & resisting. Weirdo goes to jail. And the weirdo could have simply just left.
AudreyThe thing I learned while watching cop bodycam footage on YouTube is that there’s an astonishing number of people who do not get the fuck outta there immediately when a cop says “you’re free to go”. It never ends well for them when they don’t just, you know, leave.
Again & again & again & again. We keep doing nothing about it and it keeps happening.
Elisa 🌶️🥔Active shooter in Twin Falls. #Idaho