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Anyone applying for that job should probably be put on some kind of watch list.

Or, as Dan Quayle said: "potatoe"

Yes, but don't call them that. If someone starts talking about huge digits, the short-fingered vulgarian is liable to think we're big, strong men with tears in our eyes, complimenting his very big, not at all small, hands.

The lack of randomly capitalised words makes it very likely that you're right.

Well, the first Trump administration's department of agriculture listed Wakanda as one of the United States' trading partners. And his second administration seems to be even dumber than his first. I know it's a low bar, but they seem to have limboed under it.

I thought Meal Team 6 were military cooks.

Yet another reason to bring a roll of duct tape whenever travelling.

These are all deeply unserious people.🙄

Did it also make him look like a worn baseball glove?

Or "I'm going to unsubscribe from my life". These euphemisms have reached a level that can only be described as satirical.

I love your signs. Whoever comes up with them is doing an excellent job.

Aww. Poor, fragile, little snowflake. Did they hurt his precious feelings? Does he need a fascist safespace?

To corrupt grifters there is no such thing as "enough" money.

That episode of "How I Met Your Mother" would just be creepy and weird.

"His capacity to serve"? How about we start with him proving that he's still able to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

I know that it would be playing right into Donnie Dum-dum's pathological desire to put his name on everything, but could we maybe check with David Dunning and Justin Kruger if they're OK with renaming it "the Trump-effect"

But he's not orange from all angles. The fake tan stops at the ears, so it's only the "bastard" that is spherical.

And you *know* that it's only a matter of time before someone makes a "smart" condom.

More toast should always be an option.