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I make it a practice to block everyone who does this and I notice every single one has between 10K and 50K followers, is following 5K to 20K, and has a profile of short declarative statements like "liberal. resist MAGA. Blue no matter who" in short i'm very skeptical these are real humans

i remember seeing one of these in a driveway walking down the street in plymouth, michigan when i was 17 (1985). i was high as a kite and it blew my mind

LOOK AT HER DANCE LIKE A LOOK AT HER GO LIKE HER LOOK AT HER DANCE LIKE A HORSE

WHAT DID HE CALL HIM? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU THE FIRST TIME. A GOOGLY-EYED KREMLIN BITCH? IS THAT WHAT HE CALLED HIM?!

haha your big concept is comparing trump to mccarthy. genius-level unique insight there, shit for brains

I just saw the new patreon strip and the twist i was waiting to drop on Crystal, dropped. You will not see it coming less'n you're a smarter man than I

too bad that message was absolutely misunderstood by the american public, to the extent that he became a tell-it-like-it-is hero that helped to destroy progressivism in our country

I say it sometimes, not really for effect or on purpose but just bc that's where my brain goes. I'd say it comes from exposure to black detroiters moer than anything else

let us not forget

then there's

oh and

The Tigers' bullpen having an unusually successful day

FEASTING ON PORK AND MUTTON AHAAHAHAA

Hey, we all asked for no more "better things aren't possible," right? I know there's a line of prudence you want to stay on the right side of, but I'm with him.

you know what else steals from all of us? AI

this is true of all art for the history of time

I'll do my best to pay attention to whatever Taylor Farms inevitably rebrands to and make sure I never buy those brands either

What'd you get

I was 10 when scrappy doo debuted. It was a shitty idea. It was a shitty character who i hated from appearance 1.