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Even 36% seems high. Well, i guess half of Americans are below average, but even so.

Working in backyard. Needed knee pads, went to get them. Between them were work gloves i've been looking for at least a month. Tried a gasp, but though i did my best, it felt forced. I'm just not a gasper. SO is a gasper. Drives me nuts. Now clear there's no "beat them" or "joining them" available.

My dog was stung by a yellow jacket this morning. I've lived around yellow jackets since the Dead Sea was just getting sick, never stung.

From FB": What idiot called it "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo" and not "trick or treat"?

SO & i went grocery shopping. Now, both like bicycles: two tired. Managed to get a pizza in the oven, we ate it. "Better cut the pizza in 4 pieces. I don't know if i can eat 6." I'm barely functional, and she's almost functional. SO says "almost functional" sounds better. Uhm.

In the garden. Have been seeing these big butterflies this Spring, but not up close. Didn't know what they could be if they weren't Eastern Tiger Swallowtail butterflies. Here's the swallowtail.

"Word Cup" is Trending again. Thought it might be too soon for news of Cedric.

Saw an ambulance at the local funeral home. First thought: "a bit late for that, right?" It was there for a couple days. Even saw a guy in what must be some sort of ambulance driver uniform waiting by leaning on the hood. New thought: "Mitch McConnell is on life support in the ambulance."

"I did just like you said. I put in disk 1. Then I put in disk 2. But there wasn’t any room for disk 3." #joke

Attributed to Yogi Bera: 41. Take it with a grin of salt. #joke

Book titles Learning to Appreciate Horrible Odors by Connie Sewer #joke 109 of n

PROTOLOL jokes The problem with #protolol jokes is you either make up a brilliant one or a total idiot out of yourself #joke

The Dalai Lama goes in to Subway and asks them to make him one with everything #joke

Atheist jokes: Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers. #joke 1 of n

Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I need to print a document, but the computer won't boot." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error & non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "It says there's Intel inside."