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Was there an outbreak of malaria affecting millions of 🇺🇸s that I didn’t hear about? 🤔🤦🏻‍♂️

I think your logic is perfect! 🤪

I am genuinely surprised the CDC even tracks that any more. Dead raccoon dicks, on the other hand, is definitely in their remit now. 🤪

The awards section was priceless because every award was about his feckless and corrupt administration and he had to listen to it spelled out. 🤣 The 🍊💩🤡’s speech deserved a turbo flush …

Isn’t that a crime known as felonatio?

Maybe he meant the explosive diarrhea from his cyclospora salad at the WHCD?

“Trump IS explosive diarrhea” - fixed it for you.

Maybe he was thinking of his “personal Vietnam” and the amount of doctor bills for treating his STIs?

The same number of months before Mitch McConnell is seen on live TV?

Nonsense story. The truth is Jim chose Tom and family before Tom and family were even born. Orange cats are experts at mind control and time travel. It was predetermined centuries ago. The 🍊🐈 that owns me revealed these secrets during a night of single malt indulgence (her, not me). 🤷🏻‍♂️

Perhaps he meant pundits know how to use chemicals to get minerals out of ore? Tom is smart but he’s no expert on mining (read: “The Death of Expertise”)!

Says 8B people minus 30M supporters EVERY f••king day …

In hindsight, I don’t know why we would have expected a different outcome since it was literally a changing of flags, laws, and titles but having the same self-serving criminals in place. A Marshal Plan was definitely needed but that also discounts 🇷🇺 xenophobia. Would they have gone along with it? 🤷🏻‍♂️

🥹 Good for her and for you getting her to that point!

When his rockets keep exploding, his self-driving cars can’t drive themselves, and everyone laughs at the Incel Camino, who else can he direct his rage at other than a beautiful black woman?

Racists are so dumb they can’t even racist properly. 🤦🏻‍♂️

He’s almost as repulsive as the 🍊💩🤡.

🤣🤣🤣 I am so glad I am retired now because I’d be nattering that phrase at work for days or weeks on end!

“bUT TRumP sAiD thiNgs aRE gReaT?!”

Good job, ‘Merica! Vote with your feelings, get FAFO.