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I spent a few hours today volunteering at my local library, and a few hours shooting guns. I contain multitudes.

I walked around a tree nursery for two hours today. A neighborhood cat stuck with me for most of it. Good day.

Well, I cursed the Twins by watching again.

LIV!

I’m very nervous, Lynx.

Free band/song/album name: She’s Gone: Oh, Rhea!

Oh, so they’re saying that recruiting your top government jobs from the school shooter sections of 4chan is actually a BAD thing. Huh.

These same liars will be welcomed back with open arms on the Sunday shows to lie again.

Explaining to HR why I thought it was appropriate to put Jermaine Stewart’s “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off” in my PowerPoint: “That’s what he’s saying though, we DON’T have to.”

I very rarely get a chance to watch the Twins, but they stink every time I do.

Delaere has been incredibly clutch. Wow!

Kayla understands the assignment: when Olivia feeds her a crazy pass, she makes sure the shot falls.

We need that clip badly.

This was incredible.

Deer flies: you have been alive for what … two days? How are you this territorial and aggressive?

What’s the world record for number of showers taken in a week?

Caitlin Clark has main character syndrome.

Yes, we are all trying to find the guy who is making those headlines, AP.

LeBron James is a bum. I’ve steadfastly believed this for at least three minutes and counting.

Trump is doing “very big favors” for the guy he says rigged the 2020 election against him?