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fitted kitchens with “built-in” appliances why are you trying to hide the fact that you own a fridge

for the sake of my own sanity I think I’m just going to ignore absolutely everything Priyanka says all season #CanadasDragRace

the amount of people genuinely attempting to paint “I am a staunch trans ally and would lay down my life for you, but asking me to stop directly giving money to the New York Times is inherently unreasonable” as a coherent argument is truly bizarre

If Bert were a member of my family I would simply punch him in the face repeatedly #TheArchers

oh, *fuck* Amnesty UK for real

one of the biggest subtitle fails I've seen in a while: "you can shove that affidavit down Cecil's gullet while you're at it" was rendered as "you can chop that up for David. Now Cecil's got it while you're at it"

Most perfect visualisation of landlords:

did he click the little floppy disk icon

I feel like a fool for asking this but are there any genuinely good, non-problematic football podcasts? (Preferably not celeb-fronted but I am willing to be flexible.)

the only mainstream news outlet I still trust

when people in soap operas (or any sort of programme, but soap operas are probably the worst offenders) say things like "shall we watch that box set we both like?" Nobody talks like this! Say the name of the actual show! If you can't use a real one for legal reasons, make one up!!

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weather forecast keeps predicting rain any day now, only to inevitably move it back a few days like Lucy yanking the football away from Charlie Brown

Having a SAW Friday and ‘Who’s Leaving Who’ by Hazell Dean goes so fucking hard

Nice to see he’s transferred that Strictly win into ongoing employment with the BBC

love to put the washing machine on and then find a solitary sock on the kitchen floor three minutes later