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I refuse to believe that 97% of people remember exactly what size their bed is

Trump's asking what they did with the alien's penis

There's a Vonnegut story where an architect tries to trick an AI with the impossible task of designing an 18th century multistorey car park. But the AI, not knowing it's impossible, does it anyway. Any human would tell you making Clacton look fun and exotic is impossible. But AI does it anyway.

I like how this includes every single game ever published with "Grand Theft Auto" in the title, but goes for a completely baffling selection for the Burnout series that skips over all the games that actually include the series' signature takedown arcade racing mechanic!

What kind of podcast would it even be??? All the calendar will say is "Soccer at 3 PM" - *maybe* someone (presumably your partner who actually cares about the kids and maintains the calendar) wrote the name of the opposing team. All the actual information is elsewhere (i.e. your children's heads)

Actually THIS is what Google should have done with AI in Google Earth

Finally thought of a good use for the AI feature in Google Earth

I'm fascinated by the random pop cultural detritus that lives on in the random quotes parents say to their kids to amuse themselves. When my son says he doesn't want cereal, I reply "Would you rather eat a piece of toast, watch the evening news?" Will he ever encounter that song in his life???