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After giving it some thought, I figure there's never going to be a perfect time to open for horror/Weird fic collection submissions. Why not now while my job is still in a slow period? If you're BIPOC and/or queer, I'm especially interested in reading your work: cursedmorsels.com/submission-c...

I am BEGGING the BBC to stop calling them “anti-immigration” protesters, they’re racists. If they’re shouting racist abuse, and attacking people of colour, they’re racist. Call them what they are. Racists, stirred up by right-wing politicians and media. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I don't have a moment! I have reels to make!

thanks hahaha, let's all celebrate rolling around in the mud at the behest of the algorithm

but you just feel like you need to be doing them

to be fair, while I hate doing Instagram reels and am fundamentally not suited to the medium and curse every minute I waste putting them together, they also provide zero benefit whatsoever

this is, and I can't stress this enough, not something to celebrate

"hijacked by terrorists" finally displaced as the number one thing you don't want to experience on a plane

stupid old git

well he's had plenty of practice goose stepping

Fun fact: there have been more rapes by US airmen on UK soil in the past 20 years than sex crimes ever committed by all trans people in the history of the country You do not see TERFs mentioning that when they talk about "protecting women"

" I actually can't do another round of Hereward the Wake should / shouldn't have raided this /that. I am going to bury myself in soft peat and you can dig me up in 1000 years" Stefan Mohamed, a thousand years ago

and I will be immediately packing him off to military school

massive congrats @lukekennard.bsky.social!

friend: act like a baby my son (baby voice): wahhh wahhh friend: act like a stroppy teenager my son (chirpily, in an American accent): hey! ya wanna go to the coffee shop? apparently he's been secretly watching teen movies from the 50s 🤔

Restore Britain have called for Zack Polanski to be "put in the stocks and pelted with rotten vegetables" for liking a Bluesky post that dunked on a Twitter screenshot of an Instagram reel in which someone had a bad take on Emily Wilson's LRB piece about The Odyssey

The people at the DWP are not trained to deal with depression or anxiety disorders, and if you are honest with them about your experiences they will be forced to deflect, minimise or purposefully misrepresent your MH issues in pursuit of the one goal of “getting you into work”

you don't already?

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taking the kid and his friend, both 8, out for the day. enjoying listening to their backseat conversation. this is verbatim friend (solemnly): so. watched any grown up movies lately? like with parental guidance my son (hyper): Back to the Future! friend (even more solemnly): hmm. I watched Avatar