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this is like my favorite genre of twitter screenshots if you have any good ones, PLEASE post below. we could all use a good laugh 🙏

I bring you the menu-beverage that gives brilliance to your ka. (OGC)

Entering the war on civilization on the side of the deluge

I breathe the air that comes out of your nose, the north wind which comes forth from your mother. (BDF)

The talk this day is of the great foot-race run this day on Banstead Downes, between Lee, the Duke of Richmond’s footman, and a tyler, a famous runner. And Lee hath beat him; though the King and Duke of York and all men almost did bet three or four to one upon the tyler’s head.