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QOL improvement: leaving reminders in plain line of sight of the toilet to avert fleeting health scares.

We have a bird feeder with nuts for crows by a window and today we have committed the cardinal sin of - gasp - sitting near said window. The crows don't like this and they're furious. I never knew corvids were capable of passive aggression.

Having tinnies in the park and it's like 28 days later out here

These noisy, rowdy creatures have been living in my gutter for five (5) summers and this is the best photo I've managed to get of them. Not pictured: the unholy shrieking they love doing at all hours.

The beautiful scenery of North Wales inspired me to create art. Unfortunately the only supplies available was the kiddy toy box and also I'm really fucking shit at drawing. Mixed media: crayola, felt tips, pencil, the world's shittiest rubber, spit.

99 luftballons implies the existence of 99 erdballons, 99 wasserballons and 99 feuerballons

Wow, in the last couple of hours the total has ticked up by about £200! Please donate and share as much as you can, Lily and Mik are amazing people and they need your help!

The UK immigration system is a horrible shitshow. My lovely friend Lily needs help keeping their spouse in the country to keep their family together and save Mik from being deported to the US. Please help them if you can! gofund.me/c8c026036

Donate to Keep my trans spouse and I together in the UK, organized by Lily Clayton-EliasI'm Lily, and I am fundraising on behalf of my spouse, Mik, who is at… Lily Clayton-Elias needs your support for Keep my trans spouse and I together in the UKgofund.me

done such a successful job with making both the house and myself cool that I've had to put a blanket on

Discovered something new about myself today. Went in a sauna and generated absolutely zero discernible sweat from my arms, legs or back. Confounding variable of "maybe it wasn't that hot" accounted for because everyone else in there was fuckin dripping, like normal people.

I'm playing the phoenix wright games for the first time in ages and jesus shitting fuck the whole justice system is dystopian fuckin hell. trials capped at three days and the only way of securing a not guilty verdict is for the defence to pin the crime on a witness?????

Chickens Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

love that whenever there's a sourdough story, 11 million people send it to me anyway, iiiiinteresting to see nobody is writing horrible things about how feminism has gone too far about ötzi the iceman 💅