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Me and eldest adore this song open.spotify.com/track/7tbpHQ...

Small Town GirlBakar · Small Town Girl · Song · 2017open.spotify.com

Classic hols vibes. Aretha on the boom box and trying to finely chop celery, garlic, and onion with a shit blunt bendy knife for a risotto. open.spotify.com/track/3eK8ej...

Have nice Friday evenings people. 💋

They had some ridiculously large tomatoes down the supermarket today. My hands are fucking huge btw, these were like pumpkins.

Woke up to a praying mantis in the kitchen this morning. I obvs carefully lifted the fella outside and popped him down somewhere safe.

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Beneath Fields (Live)Heron Oblivion · The Chapel · Song · 2017open.spotify.com

The only man on earth to play the sax like a whale fucking a ship. One of my fave tunes and one I’m lucky enough to have on vinyl. Don’t think about it just play it really loud. open.spotify.com/track/77KIuM...

LishonileBatsumi · Collected Works 1972 - 1976 · Song · 1974open.spotify.com

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I'm Just a Prisoner (Of Your Good Lovin')Candi Staton · I'm Just A Prisoner · Song · 1969open.spotify.com

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Can't Buy Me LoveElla Fitzgerald · Hello Dolly! · Song · 1964open.spotify.com

Everyone’s in bed, I’m 50% charged and I’ve opened a beautiful Syrah. I’m going out into the wilderness to kiss the stars.

Well, I'm your Venus I'm your fire, at your desire

Watching bats flit about and shut my mouth when one flew towards me because when I was a young man I was cycling home at half midnight from an evening shift and one flew in my gob and fluttered its batty wings all over my face. I spat it out and threw my bike to the ground swearing…

Go on then, off yer fuck.

Pool shit

I bloody love the tree tops near us I just want to fluff their heads up and give them a hug.

I miss Midget Gems and Kevin Keegan

Yer fucked up lad. Go and have another drink.

Back from the beach, kids in the pool, a nice cold local white wine, and some more lovely cheese! This one’s like a creamy cheddar. And if you don’t like my holiday pics or the thought of someone having a nice time after working their arse off for the prev year you can always unfollow. *waves* 🖕

Taking one for the team again.

Another lush cheese for £3! This one is like a French Morbier. Mwah!