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Damn. I've just been on the Nextdoor app and people are moaning about our flight school. Again.

Great news. The FAA have just certified the the 737-7 MAX after a decade! We've already started training pilo....oh ffs.

Do you have a child travelling alone? Don't worry, our Concierge service will look after them like it’s one of their own.

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Remember, leaving a massive tip in our restaurants is entirely optional. The same as our option of stopping you at security to perform a cavity search that has no limit on time or depth until you cry for mummy, scream a note that shatters glass and miss your flight. Bon appetite.

That’s the new stained glass window fitted in the airport chapel! Oh ffs…

Even after 32 years of flying, the Boeing 777 still has people pressed against the window in awe when they see one. What a beautiful aircraft, magnificent lines.

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Ryanair pilots learning how to land.

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A lot of people ask us 'is it safe to land in fog?' Of course, with modern instruments and two qualified pilot's, it's really not a probPULL UP PULL UP FOR F**K'S SAKE...

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As part of our Summer Camp programme, we landed a helicopter on our local school’s roof so the young ones could see up close how...oh ffs.

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I think instructor Gary in our flight school is having a bad day. Just a feeling.

The only picture ever taken of Concorde flying at Mach 2 (1,350 mph). It was snapped by Adrian Meredith from a RAF Tornado attack fighter while racing a Cessna 172 to New York. Concorde beat the Cessna by 4 minutes, setting a new speed record.

Amazing. Malcolm from freight, taking an unbelievably lifelike waxwork model of Piers Morgan for display to Madame Tussauds.

What is it with budget airlines? Three serious onboard fights reported today, another chap absolutely paralytic with drink and one guy failed badly, and very publicly, in his attempt to get into the mile high club. Why can't their pilots just fly the plane?

Great news. Ryanair's new Business Class with lie flat beds is boarding!

Our 'Little Flyers Club' Fare opened today! With hindsight, we wouldn't put the Ferris Wheel at the bottom of the runway again, but you live and learn.

Damn. An American tourist has just sat down at the back of this plane. Delays.

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Sorry about the delays caused by a Jet fuel truck flattening a passenger walking to a plane. We heard him telling someone why a Jaguar is his spirit animal and how his growth journey was a personal voyage of self discovery. He also had a man bun, so we had no choice.

Fact: Once a plane is raised to 30 metres, our take off crane spins rapidly until it reaches launch velocity. We then cut the rope, saving up to 65% of the fuel normally used in a conventional take off. #Environment

Honestly, the Civil Aviation Authority are so picky. Apparently you're supposed to 'close' a runway when you do repairs. So many rules, how are we supposed to know everything?

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Right, that’ll keep the plane spotters away from the bottom of the runway, next job…