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yeah I’m not doing age verification. gonna deactivate for now. I’ll come back when it happens. see ya later, phone friends

livin la vida snakeroot™️

taught my dad the phrase “weaponized incompetence”

I went to private christian school in Texas until 5th grade and even they didn’t make us read the Bible for school (we had chapel but the Bible wasn’t in class stuff). It’s possible we watched Veggie Tales or something but none of my memories have anything to do with religious content.

watching a baby eat a breakfast taco and squawk with approval

google searching “Hanif Abdurraqib Lamelo Ball” every day from now until I die

that was a lot of baseball #Astros

watching Telemundo has finally increased the speed with which I can remember which one is derecha and which one is izquierda

the dog was napping and fell off the couch, like this post to send her a forehead kissy

happy Father’s Day to the Cleveland Guardians, who’s Yordaddy #astros

Happy Father’s Day to this man

crab man is the john pork of crabs