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Proper response: Literally everyone knows something you don't, fuck face.

Is it just me, or....?

I really hate people like you.

I thought he wasn't allowed to do this anymore.

Are they selling tacos without interest?

Since my phone has been on silent/non-vibrate mode since 2011, it's usually the only time I even realize someone is calling me.

This is the dumbest thing anyone has ever posted on social media. This includes everything Trump has ever posted.

Doing so might create an alternate timeline where it didn't happen, but it wouldn't undo their past or present. Again,that was Bruce's point about time travel.

But I don't think they could have just undone the Snap...erase the five years completely. There's nothing to indicate that was an option.

Also, I do believe part of Bruce's point about time travel was that they COULDN'T just change their past.

Tony's daughter wasn't the only one. There were millions of people born since the Snap. Billions if you take the whole universe into account.

The real question is why are they announcing Lindsey Graham's death right away while playing Weekend at Bernie's with Mitch?

Was it DOGE?

Do you think he knows it becomes law tonight with or without his signature? I don't think he knows that.

Is this the Amber Tamblyn story or did he do it again?

I think we just found the guy behind the neighborhood plot to make sure Charlie Brown got nothing but rocks for Halloween.

Sure. Just like I went on a boat ride with my boss, Bernie.

We'll always have the Golden Corral.

"But what if I somehow accidentally unlocked it the last time I checked it...?" -Me